If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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