It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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