i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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