You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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