I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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