What did we do last night that was yellow?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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