dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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