no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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