You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Randomize
