and then he started using my ass as a stressball
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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