there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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