Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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