You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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