I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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