Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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