Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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