so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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