His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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