Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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