every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize
