apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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