when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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