doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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