Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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