he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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