i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
