I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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