We're facebook friends in real life
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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