at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I am one with the molecules
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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