So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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