ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Randomize
