Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Even my vagina gasped.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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