my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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