halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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