Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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