do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
is it fun? or sober?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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