TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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