I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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