I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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