There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
