Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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