Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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