We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The ass gains better be worth it
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