i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Drake has all the answers
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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