Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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