Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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