More tranny stories later!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
me + whiskey = a bad person
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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