like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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