Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He? As in you personified your dick?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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