Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
