8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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